The Principle of Causality

​Jill​ hugs her teddy bear​, “But what if we get caught?​​ Whitney​ sends her last text message of the night with a swipe of her finger, she looks at Jill and rolls her eyes​, “don’t be such a baby, we’re not going to get caught​.​”​​ “Ok, well maybe we just TP her house and forget about pouring sugar in her gas tank​.​”​​ Whitney​ puts down her phone and stares at Jill with her practiced serious expression​, “Why do I have the feeling you’re going to ruin everything?”​​ Jill​ is quick to reassure her best friend​, “I won’t​.”​ “We’re going to pull up to her house and you’re going to pussy out.”​​ “No way, we’re in this together.”​​ Whitney​ tries to convince her friend to her way of thinking,​ “tell me she doesn’t deserve it​.​”​​ ​”Yeah, but..” Whitney cuts her off, “​No Jill, ​this bitch has it coming​.​”