John is being chased by a group of very angry High School boys. He takes a turn down an old dirt road through the forrest, he knows the neighborhood well and there is a lesbian couple that lives in the middle of the woods. He bangs on their door.
Jessa answers, “Oh, Jonathan,” she smiles at him, “I haven’t seen you since you were a little boy.” John rushes past her and locks the door. He explains to the ladies that he has been running for his life! A group of angry men want to him for sleeping with their girlfriends. It’s not as if it was his intention to sleep with his girlfriends, one girl spread the word about the amazing sex they had, then all of her girlfriends had to have a piece of him. “Honestly, I’m not like that,” he explains to the women, “I’m a one-woman kind of guy. I’m tired of being treated like a piece of meat.” The ladies try to hold back their laughter, it’s too absurd!
Jessa tells him that he can’t use their phone to call the police, if he’s lying then they’ll be an accessory to his crime. John knows there is only one way to prove he’s not lying, and if he shows it to them, they won’t be able to help themselves. Kissa scoffs, “try us.”
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